Anonymous
- Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
- He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet.
- People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
- Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
- To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group.
- Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
- History flows forward on rivers of beer.
- Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder
- Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
- Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table.
- Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
