Mark Twain
  1. Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
  2. Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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Alternate Name: Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Occupation: American humorist, novelist, writer, and lecturer
Born: 1835-11-30 in Florida, Missouri
Died: April 21, 1910 in Redding, Connecticut

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